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confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS

EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP

AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”

IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

SEVENTY DOLLARS THOUGH?

OUCH YA’LL

I need this because of reasons.

Sweet Jesus, how desperately I need this.

I would wake up happy every morning, put on my monocle and go through the day.

Voiced by Stephen Fry? God! I need this in my life.

I actually have this. It is sheer perfection.

 oh my gawd this sounds amazing. XD

Where has this been all my life?

I didn’t know how much I needed this and now I do and I wonder how I’ve managed to survive until now

DO WANT